What tactic do/would you use to dodge a speeding fine?

[Ms. Jo]

I know we've got speeding cameras nowadays that do most of the work.

BUT say you're in a hurry to get home, you happen to be $3k in debt, and a police car starts to tail you. What do you do?
Sorry, not 'speeding cameras', I meant 'speed cameras'. My bad, sorry.

 

[all that jazz]

if the cop pulls u ova say u got diarrhea!! they wont wanna go near u.

 

[moistvanlipwig]

say to them if i didn't speed you bastards couldn't afford to buy doughnuts

 

[Christopher S]

you are hot that should work...i would not give you a ticket hint hint...

 

[Knuckles™]

Drop down license plate cover.

 

[Tut Uncommon]

I dodge speeding fines by not speeding.

 

[2day4you]

I would speed faster so they couldn't catch me

 

[Cole]

I would slow down. This way the cop doesn't pull me over. This is a very hard concept for some people, they tend to want to speed up.

 

[#4585836]

duck out of view, use 18wheelers for cover

 

[sarizmendez19]

Try to shake him. Pull into a restaurant driveway. Let him pass you.

 

[mtn paul]

drive speed limit....have clean driving record..