What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW.?

[Joe B]

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

[ernie.e]

You could say that of most cars.Except mine.

 

[Brad R]

ok so you already have the answer great

 

[Rebecca]

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line BMW and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up, as the aroma was immediately quite pungent. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price!"

 

[chelsea]

why would u want 2 ask someone that if u know the answer??!! that's just a waste of our time...

 

[busty]

ha ha ha my boss drives a bmw, can't wait to tell him this tommorrow........

 

[Lynn]

The BMW sticks out more.

 

[Wanttoknow]

The porcupine hurts you physically and the BMW hurts you mentally...totally...

 

[yeti_king2]

Whats a BMW????


*Big Mexican Woman* no offence to Mexicans or Woman (I heard it on Jeff Dunham*

 

[kegwa]

lolz...now i know what BMW stands for...