life of a software engineer

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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer...

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters ...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus




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